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“Please Fuck Me. I ma A Slut.” Not sure I quite follow that one, but far be it from me to edit someone else’s creativity… Thanks for the submission!
my-greatest-tits: There was a time when I only liked flat chested girls, but then I saw Kelly with her big saggies and freckles and I became a Kelly and big saggy admirer, too. Now I can’t get enough of Kelly. Can someone please ask for more of her
More work > Less face. My goodness. I hate being idle at work. Someone. Please ask me to do your house or something :|
letmerideyourface: Oh MY GOD. Someone please.
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Yo I’m 100% okay with furry porn, but can someone please explain to me why there is ACTUAL LIVE BEASTIALITY PORN ON MY DASH LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
Oh my gosh, can someone please explain to the thousands-of-years-old ultra-powerful gem warrior what “whole grain” means
Quick, someone get Buck Dewey to custom-print a shirt that reads “I sent my daughter on a one-way mission to a rebel-controlled gem colony to check on the cluster and all I got was this lousy t-shirt”
Someone please just shove my face in your briefs covered crotch and hold me there while I inhale your musky sweaty scent. Please?
Someone come use me. Fuck my mouth and cunt. Fuck me please. Make me your cumdump. I’m so horny. Send me dirty messages. Your fantasies. Make my cunt wet. The dirtiest message that makes me cum wins.
Someone, buy me these and I’ll cuddle you so fucking hard. Like haaard. Lol.
Someone please
0nigum0: ursusflabulous: One of my favorite things to give (or receive). Someone please do this to me?
lnfirmaries: Someone: *starts playing with my hair* Me:❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Someone: your hairs really soft Me: ❤️❤️❤️😍😘❣💕💖💘💟💓💞💕💚💞💘💘💞💕💕💞💕💕💞💞💕💖💘❣💚💚💙💓💓💞
It’s megamoobs again. Ugh mannnnn. I wanna be this big so bad. Someone please make me this fat
hentaiyarou: Gamushara Mob Rape 3 ~Choukyou Kankin Hen ~ (Reckless Mob Rape 3 ~Torture/Confinement Edition~) was announced on pixiv (!!) and I pray someone scanlates it. Cover art linked - they don’t allow people to post from pixiv without permission,
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princessconsuela: can someone please invent headphones that you can lie down comfortably with
Someone please be my mom I’ll try and do something nice for mother’s day I just want a maternal figure please take care of me
I justHate being so unsure about myself with everythingI can’t even trust anything about myself because I’m probably always going to be wrong and stupid and I just want to curl up and cryCan someone please just give me the answer sheet to
Someone please tell me “NO” because I have a dentist appointment still this week that I need to pay for but man would I love to have these and oh god someone shoot me.
someone do that to me please
jerseyfresh21: Someone please throw this money while I do it with no hands
someone please do a gif of season 4’s david robert jones doing the “surprise, bitch” thing please PLEASE
space-coyote: X-MAS, MAH BOI! Embrace the ugly Christmas sweater spirit. Frighten friends, co-workers, and family. Available November 3-10 at The Yetee. Get the sweatshirt (ษ): http://www.theyetee.com/sweaterfest/detail.php?itemid=SF3-MAHBOI Get
spainstateofmind: thebadwolf: Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful. you can go fuck yourself I did this the other day. Threw out the bags and invited someone to grab a handful. Confused
Can someone come over with a thousand million Advils disguised as vitamins and stuff, please?
I’m so drunk right now I need someone preferably my Sir to beat me, to hurt to me, to leave me absolutely destroyed tonight, please, pretty please…. ahhh fuck me violently, I’m so drunk.
slimecourse: someone: i could never date a trans woman me: nobody asked someone else: yea nobody asked!! but i’m a cis bi/pan person! which means that i’ll date the transes! i’m attracted to men, women, and transes! hearts not parts! i’m not
i bet noiz could call koujaku the dumbest name and he’ll get offended no matter what. “shut up you absolute olive." "i came out to have a good time and why is it that i, a straight man, have to feel so attacked."
i just read the cutest fucking lesbian clearao fic and someonE PLEASE FUCKING END ME.
that feeling you get when stoic, supposedly uncaring characters say thank you to someone and does that thing where they smile the sweetest smile and their eyes crinkle and no please stop.
bunnimodoki: I think it’d be really interesting to see what would happen if Ryuuhou knew Noiz. For Ryuuhou, it’s fun seeing someone in pain but to see someone who’s never felt pain really feel pain?? That’d be exciting. Plus it’d be fun to
someone draw aoba with his hair tied into devil horns or into a bow, he’d look so cute omg.;uuuuu;
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE DICK THIS PAGE SAYS http://www.gift-gift.jp/event/201510_giftshop_splot.html
someone should exchange mix tapes/cd’s with me through the mail that would be so nice.
SOMEONE PLEASE
kush-princess: ethancraftmacaroniandcheese: ask-guidestuck-cal: itskaiiii: UMM, CAN SOMEONE MAKE THIS GIRL FAMOUS PLEASE. HER VOICE IS JUST DJSKALFJDSKALJFSDA. I WAS NOT FUCKING EXPECTING THAT. I want to make her famous YOOOO beautiful voice
Happy Hour: Such good questions! Please!!!!!
Someone talk to me and play with me please kay thanks :3
Someone ask me something, anything!!!!
I get anxious when I go to a public restroom and someone else enters. Especially if said person stays there for a really long time.
Someone should totally draw my Shephard and Thane together because I really wanna see them drawn together but I’m also super broke lol
bob-belcher: don’t fake suicide as a joke tomorrow don’t ask someone out as a joke tomorrow don’t tell someone you cheated as a joke tomorrow don’t tell someone you’re pregnant as a joke tomorrow don’t spread a rumor as a joke tomorrow
j0sephine-marie: holydoobies: youth-united: soulmeetsworld: Louis C.K. this is one of the most important/overlooked things YES someone final said it
kurootetsunya: seasonaltea: ハイキュー！！vol.13 character profiles I’m 98% sure Terushima means hotdogs and he also steals his underclassmens’ food someone please stop Terushima. Extra:
I need someone German to help me. TT-TT German project due tomorrow and I need to translate a bunch of shit that I don’t know. TT-TT if anyone can help me please. I beg of you!
zethie: rougeoctobre: i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help. also,
Someone run away with me to Tokyo, please.
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Someone please cure my boredom and talk or ask me something please and thanks 😚
Can someone please add a John Lennon song to this.
someone please take me to the fall out boy and panic concert in septemberrrrrrrr 😭😭😭
i feel like i’ve been deeply betrayed by someone who i thought was one of my close friends. i’m hurt, i’m angry, and i am completely mortified. i’m really hoping that i’ve just misunderstood some things and that he hasn’t just utterly backstabbed
Ok can someone please direct me to where those new gifs of Carmilla are from. Like was the episode out on somewhere new and I just don’t know where or??
mokutone:kakashihasibs:Yamato needs someone to roll him out with a rolling pin ALTALTALTOUAGH !
someone come over beat the shit out of me so I can forget about my problems 👍
imagine taking the time to create a whole ass ‘””receipts””’ blog just to reblog embarrassing posts 4-5 years old from someone who was a stupid teen to try and demonize them all because they occasionally mention that they don’t like a fictional
someone please draw Eska as Felicia from Tiny Toons squeezing Bolin until he chokes, quickly
